There Was An Old Lady Who Swollowed A Fly

Have you ever seen a horsefly? THEY ARE HORRIFYING. Like... wow. Sometimes I feel like a horsefly. (In the past 12 hours there have been 3 in my livingroom and I'm freaking out). Have you ever just avoided plans you had with your friends? For no reason at all? I do that a lot.. I don't really understand why. It's not that I don't like them, but maybe it's because I feel like they don't like me. Hmmm... curiouser and curiouser.

The Examined Life

[Blog One: Sometime in later July....]
At least when summer gets boring you still have SUMMER HOMEWORK, right?!?!

Oh, summer homework, how I adore your bright yellow paper in the form of a very long packet describing all of the aweful things you are going to make me do this summer, and it doesn't help that you explain it using very much larger-than-average words. You have a history, you know? Kids throw you to the side of thier room and forget about you until either a few days before or a few days after summer ends. I attempted to take a chunk out of you today but it turns our when I was writing my outline for the two page essay you want me to write, I just ended up doodling a superhero. Thank you, summer assignment, for proving to me that I am no different than any other teenagers out there. I am just a lazy, teenage superhero.  (picture source: http://blog.mysanantonio.com/timewasters/files/2011/02/confessions_superhero.jpg)